the immortal gallon

@closinghare208 planks are of no assistance to the dead.

@bran-the-ent I know mate but I wasn't dead

@closinghare208 But, my guess is, that had little to do with the number of planks you had.

@bran-the-ent we had 99 and 99 and 76 planks mate

@closinghare208 Yes? And? Did those planks keep your pirate from dying? Did they deflect bullets and sword lunges?

@bran-the-ent no one attacked us we were in the roar

@closinghare208 Did the planks cover your head and protect your pirate from flying magma? Did they protect you from geysers?

@bran-the-ent I was on the ship most of the time mate listen I'm just trying to tell a story

@closinghare208 I apologize. I thought your one line OP was it. Please, do go on.

@bran-the-ent that's better and I was with pl's as well so they stocked up on stuff and that saved us

@closinghare208 ok, I'll bite. What did you do that made the session memorable?

@ronin20 I carried around a chest of sorrows and the crew said it was my baby