2 MINUTE MERMAID LOADING SCREEN

Like the title says, I shot myelf from my ship towards another and missed so I caught a mermaid back to my 1 man sloop which at the time was sailing towards a ghost armada. I swear the mermaid loading time is completely randomized because I've had more hectic fights and the teleport is nearly instant. This time it took two whole minutes before I was tped back to my sloop upon that time it had about 20 holes in it and sunk. I was then dropped on the other side of the map from where I sank and promptly quit because that was bull.