That was the first line of a review I ran across a couple of weeks ago. Granted it was written a few years back but had I seen it when I first started playing SOT I would not have bothered.
I love Sea of Thieves. Its beautiful and the adventures and the gameplay are fun. Mostly. I, like A LOT of others get real tired of spending 3 hours doing the fun stuff only to get shanked at the last minute by:
- Boys who aren’t able to pick on people in real life.
- People who literally spend 10 hours a day practicing.
- Campers.
- Cheaters.
- Toxic jerks.
- Streamers looking to make content.
- Sweatlords.
The upcoming “Safer Seas” is a start. But once again RARE is not listening to the majority of its players. Maybe that’s because the majority of its players don’t say anything when they have had enough and just leave. The people who ARE complaining are the ones that enjoy taking other people’s stuff without having to work for it. If you can spend an hour taking other people’s stuff and make the same amount that someone else spent 3 hours accumulating. Then why bother playing the full game. Why bother adding other stuff for people to do? Except you need to have stuff for people to steal.
I get it. It’s “Sea of Thieves” not “Seas of Friends”. But RARE has made a point of making it more. And don’t tell me to “get better” its dumb. I don’t want to get better at PvP. I don’t like PvP. I don’t like being subjected to homophobic slurs and toxic taunting. I don’t like the person I become when I get frustrated enough to start yelling into my microphone when someone steals my stuff after hours of chill runs.
“Safer Seas” is the kiddies table with a pat on the head and a condescending “You poor thing.” It’s a start but not good enough. Seems like RARE only wants to keep people pushed to the main High Seas without an option for matchmaking. Make it fair. Give the rest of us who don’t have 8 hours a day to devote to practicing a chance.
RARE you need to allow those of us who enjoy the less violent parts of the game to actually enjoy it. FULLY. Not at 40% with caps on xp or whatever lame excuses you are giving the greifers and streamers and sweatlords. They only want easy kills. They don’t spend the money like the rest of us do. They don’t care about the ship cosmetics or the pets or any of that other income driving stuff you have.
Here’s what I would like to see to make this a wholly fun and stress-free game again.
- Fix the cheating problem.
- Add a matching making algorithm.
- If you are keeping “Safer Seas” make it fully functional. Not capped.
- Allow private servers.
- Or maybe something as simple as the ability to roll up your ladders to make ship to ship combat less frustrating.
A lot of the popular games are trying to listen to the more casual less sweaty player. Fortnite added anti cheat software. AND matchmaking. It made it SO much better and less stressful. They listened.
Please. Our opinions matter too.

