Thank you for clicking the click shark bait.
I now have a reward for you
It's a story and a few pictures so if you don't like that then you can shove off you ungrateful sea swab.
So I'll be honest I don't take this game really serious, I like to explore and generally do things that are not expected.
Today's tail takes place on shark bait cove, I wanted to see the drunk with no legs. He didn't have much to say so I tried drinking a bunch then talking to him. All this did was make me shower the poor man in my constant pukeing.
This gave me an idea, I left the man in my puddle of hot vomit and staggered into the sea.
I roughly puked all over the water chumming it up nicely. Then I played my music in an awful fashion.
This accomplish nothing.
At last I figured I'd try one last thing that I been meaning to do. Shark bait cove has a inner lake and boats can also go on lakes sooo with a little ingenuity and a lot of brute force.
Booya! Read em and weep, who needs a stupid rowboat.
By the by I don't know if you would consider it a bug as normal people don't force their boats into shallow lakes but that sloop was stuck there for all time. Even when I force sank it, it just was like "okay I'm still stuck basically on land though sooo I'll just keep sitting here"
