So this ridiculous thought just hit me but, in light of the comedics in Sea of Thieves, I'd love to see some new but squirrely melee weapons.
My first idea: The Good Ol' Fashioned, Fish.
I would DIE upon seeing the classic comedy concept of slapping people with a smelly, rotten fish.
It takes as many hits to kill as a sword does and, the best part, makes your foe barf and dazed upon impact!
The only disadvantage, you cant block with it.
I've created a sea worthy ad below:
AHOY! Are ye tired of that ol' one shot'er backfirin in yer face?
Are those barnacles on your trusty cutless, too burdening to scrape off? Well, fret no more ya salty dog! Introducing the latest popular weapon of choice, the "Salty Sea Slapp'er". We couldn't be bothered to pick a better slogan since this was a crackshot idea but sailing forward! Hand picked from the deep depths a krakens gullet, this disgusting, rotten fish will surely put the sting and stink on your foes! Render them helpless as you wipe that grog gargling grin off their mutinous mug with one foul, disgusting slap! Watch as they become deathly discombobulated and heave all over themselves and on you! There's a rather tight limited time supply of Salty Sea Slapp'ers as we've lost too many deckhands to krakens. We are not responsible for any illness you may catch and or death of said illness.
So what are ye waiting for! Grab yours today! They're flying off the shelves quickly so hurry on in and add some stench to your arsenal!"
Hope y'all enjoyed! Let me know what you think!
