Arrr...
My name is Smutje Unbrauchbar, and i am the proud cook aboard the "Lazy Susan".
I have not the best of memories and it happens quite some time that i forget some of my cooking utensils on an isle... might it be in the heat of battle, or for the hunt of some rare ingredient...
But recently i seem to have lost my most precious cooking utensils. My reliable hook-hand-spatula, the Kraken-spit-proof apron and even my legendary chef's hat.
If anybody has seen it, please send your best pidgeon to the "Lazy Susan" with your coordinates and i will reward you handsomely.
Smutje Unbrauchbar
ps: and please hurry, my one good hand is getting darker every day because i need to turn the burning meats with it.
