Where are all the hot girls?

You should see my latest Insider character... Apart from the black beard, she’s pretty hot!

I'm pretty sure the internet will cure your needs there OP.

Here we have a genuine rare look at the first in their kind--a player of the game who was drawn in by the comics rather than the norm/traditional means.

Go look around bruh there are plenty of hot babes out there. Just gotta know where to look. If you're spending all your time with the undead hoping to see a perfect 10 you might be there a while (except Briggsy, she has some fight in her if you wanna go flirt with her).

Besides thicc girls is always good in my book. Or you can go jump in the water and go say hi to Anna (unless Paul shows up to ruin your day).

Alternatively you could go to the Arena and check out Lesedi but watch her, she will glare and not be impressed no matter what you do.

@reekycafe551901 said in Where are all the hot girls?:

I just got jebaited out of $30 for some hot pixels, but they are nowhere to be seen in this game.

The Sea of Thieves comic did not have a single female that was morbidly obese, 80 years old, deformed, toothless and looks like the result of 20 generations of inbreeding. Official SoT female characters are all thin, young and at least mildly attractive. So you can imagine my consternation when I found out all the in-game female characters look like disgusting freaks of nature... Clearly, Rare thinks that is appealing since it's being shoved down the throats of the players.

This game needs some serious injection of animu babes.

Errrrrr.....Some dudes dig that 'toothless deformed 80 year old' look, who are we to judge🤣 I think you are looking for something a bit more spicy than a kids pirates comic my friend 😂

Go check out Grace at Morrow's Peak Outpost. She's HOT!

How dare you! My pirate's wife Eleanor (from Roaring Traders) is quite a catch! Even if she keeps setting off the nearby volcano whenever I visit her at work

(Just a bit of a roleplaying joke I have with me crew)

@revanjstone said in Where are all the hot girls?:

well if we are taking our picks i got dibs on olivia.

that one merchant girl has a cute accent who says snakes are just misunderstood you know?

That'd be Mandy at Daggertooth

hahaha alright....good topic :P

Euhm.. What

@realstyli said in Where are all the hot girls?:

How dare you! My pirate's wife Eleanor (from Roaring Traders) is quite a catch! Even if she keeps setting off the nearby volcano whenever I visit her at work

(Just a bit of a roleplaying joke I have with me crew)

The reports I hear back from my sister. Well... you guys are perfectly matched. A real shame I was never there for the wedding. Still can't figure out why you chose Molten Sands for the Honeymoon. Anyhow... treat her well... I'm her big brother ( mind you... she punches harder than me, think she can sort you out herself... if you step outta line ) :)

Aye. RP... cool

@piratecraggy

It was Ellie who chose Molten Sands... something about her being "in lava" with me.

@realstyli said in Where are all the hot girls?:

@piratecraggy

It was Ellie who chose Molten Sands... something about her being "in lava" with me.

Lol... I've heard that... only happens if you stay too long. End up.. In Lava :)
Say hi to my Sis from me btw.