AHOY ME EVIL LADS! A new sets of event has brought up me evil self, though I'd share this eventful and scheming story with ye wonderful scaly wags!
Be me, be a cap alone on a Galleon for me crew has abandoned me.
Worked me way up to an active Skelly Fort.
Was battling the skellies on me own, doing good and all ... Then this other Galleon in on the horizon. Heading me way.
So I do what I usually do: get out me lantern, and flashes at them.
They flash back, so I go back killing bones!
They arrive and start firing at me ship right away. They were poor sailors and had worse aim. They tried boarding me ship several times unsuccessfully. AYE for I wouldn't let them. Being alone it was arguably hard to sink them for they would repair like crazy ants working together.
Anyhow, they were all about just sinking me, and killing me. They managed to kill me once or twice. Upon me second death, me Galleon had sank.
So I sank them using two GP barrels from the island that I had saved up, but died in the process.
Sail back, alone, on me ship, have to redo the approach and all. I believe that I did sink these lads since their boat had gone.
I was maneuvering me ship when suddenly a bunch of new lads joined me crew! First thing they say te me is: drop the F anchor and do not raise the sails!
So I merely replied: Are ye the capt'n ? No! AYE be capt'n, so don't tell me what to do on my ship you scally wag!
The guy started telling his friends to put me in the brig. So without a moments hesitation, I grab me gun powder barrels and stack one of them close by the brig, and one floating by the ship.
Understand me view me lads: I had worked and fought too hard up until now to be challenged by a mere new guy. I told him me truth and hoped he would find me way of talking funny and respect me work. For if he just got in and found himself with a nit re spawn to fight the skellies and claim the treasures was ALL ME!
Furthermore this guy was not friendly, using curse words and he actually managed to release me darkest parts!
So the first time AYE dared him to challenge me more, for AYE be crazy!
Blew this lad and meself up with a gunpowder barrel! As Captain I shall not accept any mutiny!
His mates seemed more friendly but still would take his side. I understand very well, but this means that ye will share the consequences!
Waited for the waves to be cleared while asking of the crew to apologies and comply with me. They did not and actually condescendingly told me that I was being too serious about me effort for I merely sailed a galleon and parked it.
Well, once the treasure door opened, and me crew was distracted, I took a GP barrel and sank me own Golly Molly! I shall not have her in the hands of such pirates.
[this was part of a post I wrote on this fine thread by @MrI1ama : https://www.seaofthieves.com/forum/topic/36546/skeletal-fort-griefers-rant/10